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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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It's a lap top.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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