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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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