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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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