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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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