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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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