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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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