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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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