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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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