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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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