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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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