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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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