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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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