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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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