Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

1926
General
Picture

Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

3448
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

3050
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

1763
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

1859
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

1701
General
Picture

Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

3044
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

278
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

1786
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

1192
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

120
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

1353