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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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