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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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