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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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