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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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