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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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