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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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A buoys club.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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