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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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