Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

1815
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

1423
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

495
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

1318
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

2306
Akiva Weiss
General
Picture

What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

2512
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

1302
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

1364
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

934
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

3347
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

1797
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

2107