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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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