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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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