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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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