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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Akiva Lane
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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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