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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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