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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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