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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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