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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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