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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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