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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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