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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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