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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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