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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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