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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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