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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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