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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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A dessert island.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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