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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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