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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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