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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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