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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Shane Ronay
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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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