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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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