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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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