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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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