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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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