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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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