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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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