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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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