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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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