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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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