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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is the clue that tells you that being cynical is not a good attitude?

The word cynical begins with the word 'sin'.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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