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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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