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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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