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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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