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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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