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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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