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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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