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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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