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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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