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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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