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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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