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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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