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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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