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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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