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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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