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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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