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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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