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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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