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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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