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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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