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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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