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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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