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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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