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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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