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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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