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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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