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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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