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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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