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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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