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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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A buoys club.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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