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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did Jim feel about his job on the farm raising rabbits?

It was a hare raising experience, but it made him very hoppy.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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