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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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