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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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