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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Shane Ronay
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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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