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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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