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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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