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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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