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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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