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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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