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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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