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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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