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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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