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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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