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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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