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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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