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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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