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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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