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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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