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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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