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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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