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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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