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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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