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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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