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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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