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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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