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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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