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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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