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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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