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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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