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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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