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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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