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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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