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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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