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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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