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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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