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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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