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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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