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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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