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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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