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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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