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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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