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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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