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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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