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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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