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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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