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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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