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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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