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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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