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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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