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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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