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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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