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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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