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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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