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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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