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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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