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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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