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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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