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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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