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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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