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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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