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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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