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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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