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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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