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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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