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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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