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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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