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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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