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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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