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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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