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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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