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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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