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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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