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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the clue that tells you that being cynical is not a good attitude?

The word cynical begins with the word 'sin'.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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