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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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