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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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